I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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