She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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