like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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