I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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