This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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