My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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