I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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