How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My feet surprised me
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