i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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