The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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