I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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