Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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