Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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