i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
