READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
high people should be assigned attendants
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
