Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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