i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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