Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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