gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if i can run in heels then i can drive
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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