whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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