What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
