she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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