oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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