Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
this just has baby written all over it
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
