please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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