the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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