Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i used baking grease as lip gloss
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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