I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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