Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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