He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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