I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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