in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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