It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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