Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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