Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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