There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
