She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Randomize
