Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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