In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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