have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Fuck appropriateness.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
