Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
we made out on top of his cat.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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