you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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