i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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