then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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