Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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