on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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