do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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