I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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