so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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