i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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