So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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