even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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