oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Randomize
