Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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