I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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